Wife Accepts Offer of Husband to ‘Be Put Down’ in Lieu of Dog Who Keeps Peeing on Bathmat

Nanoose Bay – RNG — During a heated discussion, local resident Vince Ditrich, 55, exclaimed, “Since everything the dog does gets blamed on me anyway, why not put ME down?” His wife replied, “That seems fair. I accept your proposal”.

With that she spun on her heel and called the veterinary clinic who booked an appointment for next Monday at 1pm.

At press time it is not known if the clinic is aware that Mr Ditrich is human, nor is it clear if it would matter given the severity of the situation.


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